My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!
wow omg
google is butter the bing
so i took a study thing for a Walmart gift card and it said my race was caucasian
im native american
i got a new tumblr app that lets me see messages
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
Holy shit some people commenting on the new RT Shot are homophobic
Geoff’s laugh is the best thing ever
I FOUND LAPIS LAZULI IN MY MINECRAFT PE
“baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought
Cookies are the best
(Source: alanabloom)
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: h4tsunemiku)
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE EMO
why is one earphone always louder then the other